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when you masturbate to hard
Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
when you masturbate to fast cum
White slime found in your brothers room
Person 1: Look at this cool slime found in Joshua's room!!
Person 2: That's cum, silly! It's meant to be eaten.
the stuff that coms out of your dick after that sesation
white cheese from the tube AKA cum
A common misspell for the word come
Fred: Hey are you going to cum
Billy: Don't you mean come
The thing your tinder date says he will use one hour to do but does after 2 minutes.
"YOU SAID YOU COULD LAST 1HOUR WITHOUT CUMMING"
Have a REAL rather than fake orgasm
My last boyfriend was a loser with ariny unit. I was always faking it just to get it over. Damien makes me cum correct!
When someone with with an innie belly button is ejaculated on by themselves or someone else. Thereby, filling the innie bellybutton with seamen.
ED: Wow! You’ve given yourself a cum lake!