utoo

1. All of y'all. You too
2. The two of you

Come on utoo! We gonna be late!

cum correct

Have a REAL rather than fake orgasm

My last boyfriend was a loser with ariny unit. I was always faking it just to get it over. Damien makes me cum correct!

malted state

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."