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When a barking noise comes from your butt. Sounds like a puppy is inside your butt barking. A loud fart. Toot.
Wow I just made a butt puppy. God that butt puppy smells!! Ewe that butt puppy was loud!!
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A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.
Mitch really just bidet butt chugged that entire bottle of sake, what a legend.
When honey is applied to ones butthole by another person and then licked clean by the same person who applied the honey.
Last night she gave me a honey butt cheerio.
Hey babe, can you give me a honey butt cheerio?
Intellectually challenged as in “low IQ”
Not sure that he's able to comprehend what we’re saying because he has low butt crack...
when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .
I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .
Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .
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when a thug knocks you out cold and spits in your butt you’re his bitch
guy 1: pull his pants down
guy2: *spits in his butt*
I just knocked this guy out ima spit in his butt
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Due to the Kardashian influence on society which has lead to a mass fetish for large asses, what has come to be known as a “Big Butt Betty” is a woman who spreads her cheeks to take multiple cumshots during a circle jerk. Usually in the middle of a Dirty Stephen session.
My mates and I blasted our loads all over that Big Butt Betty when Goku went Super Saiyan and covered her crack like a toaster strudel.
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