Oh, relationship advice! I might be able to help. I’m not a professional, but here’s some stuff.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
Dude on urban dictionary:Man I gotta tell my crush I like them…but I don’t know how!
Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!
Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…
A southern way of telling one to fuck off.
Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!
a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man
An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song
Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking
we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops
A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:
Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"
Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"
Situation2:
Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
A shared stereotypical rich girl slang saying, for fetch.
Mostly used by one girl alone, two girls with shared ending, or with 3 girls with their own brand.
Saying can either mean they are complimenting you or not, depending on expression and tone of voice.
`Alone:
Girl 1: "So Gucci, Very Chanel, More like Prada."
`Two Gurfs:
Girl 1: "So Gucci"
Girl 2: "Very Chanel"
Girl 1&2: "More like Prada"
`3 Devils:
Girl 1: "So Gucci"
Girl 2: "Very Chanel"
Girl 3: "More like Prada"