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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.

I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018


Marikina News

It is the longest - running community newspaper in Marikina City Philippines which was converted into a Facebook Group with 220,000 members at present. It is founded by the Dulay Mendoza Clan.

If you want to know about Marikina, go to Marikina News

by Kate de Guzman March 25, 2019


New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.

Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.

by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019


PDF file new fans

PDF FILE New fans are the ones who comment under videos not knowing what the fuck is going on. They don’t understand the lore or the fanbase, yet chose to openly steal the lingo and jokes. These are not true fans and they are typically doxxed by the rest of the fanbase.

New fan: “HELL NAW SHE WAS WRONG FO DAT ONE GUYS😂😂”
True fan: “looks like another new fan to me, yall let’s dox

True fan 2: “god I just hate those PDF File New fans

by PDF_FILE_true_fan January 29, 2021


BBC News

Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.

The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

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new Orleans accordion

The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action

Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure

by Soda_pop January 30, 2025


New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a Planet under Royal Council rule but ultimately under United Federation Jurisdiction. New Vooperis is a great place for tourism... And being sent to Hell by a goddess you tried to date... Did I mention its a good place for tourism?

People: New Vooperis is corrupt bring it down.

Government: if you hate us so much we can have you arranged to be hanged.

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020