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A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”
1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.
2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.
Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"
the crutch of modern parenting
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly
Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
Joe: “My son loves to watch Wolfoo on YouTube Kids!”
John: “What the actual fuck.”
To describe someone’s sexuality or attraction to younger people
He/ she is YouTube kids
¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!