The state of being extremely gassy.
would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.
a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.
Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!
Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart
Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!
International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.
“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”
When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!