Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.

"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."

Podunk-Cheese

Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.

I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!

Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

Cheese-wire

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.

A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

skank cheese

A game created in Phoenix AZ which is close to tag
Rules:
1)There are NO tag backs
2)The taggie must shout "SKANK CHEESE" on contact to announce the transition
3)The tagged must shout any profanity of ones choosing
4)After 24 hours of being "it" the position is returned to the creator (Daniel Deck)

*tag*"SKANK CHEESE"
"well fuck"

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