Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)

Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.

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your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

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Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.

Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

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your mom is hot

Self Explanitory

Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")

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your mom's box

the last thing that psycho mark, opie and anthony said before they got taken off the air in NY

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Your moms uncle

Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.

Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.

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Your mom a jew

No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian

Brian: your granny tranny

SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew

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