Henry Dorsey

He is the gayboy who says Shrek every 2 seconds and he likes dick but he can't even pull men

Jo was having a bad day but it was about to get worse. He heard a loud "Shrek" from the back of the room. He knew it was Henry Dorsey and his only friend and fellow gayboy Alex Smith. He heard a gay snickering and he turned around. Just then his slideshow was filled up with images of Shrek and his whole project was ruined. Later that day he saw Henry after school and he beat the shit out of him. This made everyones life better.

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henry boylston

One of the most smelly humans to exist. He sells and consumes his own poo for a living. He makes his stinky videos for his fanbase. He is one of a kind.

Damn Henry Boylston is extra smelly today.

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Henry Wrinkler

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.

"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"

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Henry Ruggs

The best drag racer ever….. nah I’m kidding he played for the raiders and got into a car crash in Las Vegas killing a woman and her dog.

Hey, you hear about Henry Ruggs?
No, what happened?
Some sad shit.

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Henry

One of the most bootiful bois out there. Will make you UwU!! Best friend you could ever have. Will go above and beyond to make you feel better, even when there might be feelings of his own that he’s dealing with. Acts tough but is actually a cinnamon roll. His smile lights up THE WHOLE DAMN SKY. I cry. Protect him at all costs, he deserves all the good in this world. ;-;

*Henry’s heavy metal stops*

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Dutch Henry

When you shart in the bathtub.

"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"

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Henry Ruggs

156 mph

Damn bro you were like Henry Ruggs out there.

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