muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

Catatonic Rat

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Rat Man

A guy with rodent-like features, often a skinny brunette

"I'm attracted to Alex Turner"- Maria Galimberti
"Really? But he's such a rat man"

rat cult

What is the rat cult? The rat cult is a cult created by 2 rats who are ugly bitches

you look like you are in the rat cult
yes bitch

obese rat

A rat that be kinda chunk.

bro, that rat be an obese rat.
he c h u n k.

rat legged

Northern English term for when you drink way to much acohol.

"I was bleeding rat legged last night and needed help to the next pub."

shot rat

When a tampon is left in the toilet and swells up to the size of a rat, with the string resembling the tail. The more blood the better to complete the illusion.

Her: I had to rush out of the house to work this morning
Him : I could tell by the shot rat you left for me to flush