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I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!
"I've made you a friend hat."
"Oh bubble trumps."
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A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.
Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.
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Licking the outer rim of an anus while an erect penis is inserted into the anus.
Dude! Last night during that threesome with those drunk college chicks, one of them went down for a Hotdog Salad while I was pumping the other one in the butt.
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1 (12-ounce) can white albacore tuna, drained
2 chopped green onions
1 stalk celery, diced
1/4 cup stuffed green olives, chopped
2 tablespoons capers, diced
1/4 cup slivered almonds
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream
1. In a mixing bowl, combine tuna, green onions, celery, green olives, capers and almonds.
2. In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, sour cream and the Worcestershire sauce. Blend together dressing and tuna mixture.
3. Serve on bed of lettuce or your choice of fresh bread as a tuna salad sandwich.
Makes 4 servings of Tuna Salad.
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Salad fingers is a flash "cartoon" created by internet famous cartoonist, David Firth. This disturbing animated series is classified as a surreal psychological horror genre. It is based on a mutated humanoid whom is called "Salad Fingers". The series has no deffinate meening, however most likely takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, which derives from a "Great War" which most likely was somewhat of a nuclear holocaust. Salad fingers is the main charecter, and is shown in 8 short episodes. He is shown to be phsycotic and mentally ill as he enjoys the feeling of rusty object, and many strange textures, and also enjoys the feeling of pain and blood, which he calls the "red water". He suffers from psychosis, so he cannot tell the difference between real people and unliving objects. Throghout this series salad fingers meets other mutated people. Including an armless "BBQ" worker, an odd eyed child, and in episode 5 a seemingly normal un mutated girl who is the only other person to speak english in the series (which as a result drives salad finger to momentarelly go crazy). A major component to this series is the eerie music made by the Boards of Canada. It is an overall very disturbing series, and shouldnt be viewed by every one.
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
"Im here to enquire about your spoons."
"Marjory stewart baxter, u taste like sunshin dust."
"Rojer, i shalnt have you bellowing these frequincies at this late hour, upsetting my insides."
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An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.
Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"
Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'
Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"
Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST
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