great white father

A slang synonym for the president of the United States used by cynical observers of the American political system (not applicable to Barack Obama). The term mocks the near-celebrity status that comes with position of leader of the free world.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself" said great white father.

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My Father Will Hear About This

A sentence used only by Draco Lucius Malfoy, the spoiled blondie and also a.. ferret. When he says that, he doesn't usually mean it, he just uses it to make wizards/witches worried/terrified which sometimes doesn't work.

Draco Lucius Malfoy: My father will hear about this!
Harry Potter: Sure (srsly tired of his bs)

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fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"

a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.

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Irish father

To leave unannounced and without saying goodbye.

Yo, where did Jack go last night? He totally Irish fathered.

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Father Judge High School

An exclusively gay high school located in the northeast section of Philadelphia. It is historically known to teach some leaders in the LGBT community.

“Did you here that patty’s going to father judge high school?”

“Yeah I heard he likes to get fucked by guys.”

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I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

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Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended