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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?

Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life

by jkgnkf July 8, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).

that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.

by silent joe(cant talk) November 26, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

cock

he has a wrinkly penis

by penis December 12, 2002

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

by shemp February 20, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 12, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

by MasterX November 5, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis

something that justin bieber doesn't have.

Hey! Hows your penis?
Better than JB's! he doesn't have one!

by pussylicker123456 July 18, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž