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when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
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A competitive list of those of your friends who have vomited after drinking much alcohol. Usually, a "boot" consists of any and all alcohol related vomit in that one drinking session. Taking the lead on the boot list is a shameful act reserved for pussies and chicks who hang out too much with guys.
Dude, that's three, you've tied for the top of the boot list!
Aw, shit...
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The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).
Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.
Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.
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Atrocious nickname for a tracking database website called myanimelist. The website sometimes tend to go down and when they do it happens back to back often. People started making memes about how it goes down more...
MY ANIME LIST? MORE LIKE MY DOWN LIST. 😪
Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
A list of Woolworths people you say hello to when you are shopping. You have become such a frequent shopper that you are on first-name basis with the employees.
Aaron: Hey Stuart ! (stuart the woolworths employee)
Stuart: Hey - I must be on your Woolies hello list !