Aaron Rodgers

The new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback who will be under the spotlight after everything he does because he unfortunately has to follow the career of Brett Favre.

Now a term used for being an underdog and having to live up to someone's achievements.

"Your sister has a 4.0? She Aaron Rodgers'd you in your parents' eyes. F*** her up."

280👍 110👎

Aaron Judge

An MLB beast that plays for the Yankees that leads the league in homeruns (currently).

Aaron Judge is going to win the MLB homerun derby!

5495👍 2510👎

aaron donald

God

Person 1 wow is that Aaron Donald

Person2 no that’s god

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Aaron Hernandezed

The action of going to prison and hanging oneself

Jeff: Hey did you here about kyle.
Ryan: Yah he Aaron Hernandezed Himself.

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Aaron Syndrome

The state of being where you are extremely tired, unmotivated, and exhibit an utter lack of concern for what fellow human beings on earth feel. You are withdrawn, want to go sleep, and just all around want to sit and be useless.

Nate: Hey Aaron, want to go outside and play basketball?

Aaron: Uhhh....mhmmm.....uhh..........

Nate: Uh oh, I think his Aaron syndrome is hitting hard today.

26👍 7👎

Dirty Aaron

the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner

yeah bro i pulled a dirty aaron with jane and joe

10👍 1👎

Aaron Tveit

A Broadway superstar who is the type of Guy that your partner will leave you to fangirl over.

You want to look like Aaron Tveit. If so, you will be able to be with anyone you chose.

Aaron Tveit is so perfect that he breaks the human standard. He must be an angel or better.
Also, he has the most angelic voice.
Final Rating: Infinity/10
A+++++++++++++++…. (It goes on forever)
“Aaron Tveit is God’s way of letting us know he loves us and wants us to be happy”-Benjamin Franklin if he saw Aaron Tveit.

Me*to genie lamp*: I wish I was Aaron Tveit
Genie:*makes me Aaron Tveit*
Me: This is the perfect human being. The prime specimen of the human race, if not better.

Me:*goes to crush’s house and rings doorbell*
Me*Hey I really like you, would you like to go out*
Her: Yes please, father my children