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The best damn type of clothing in the world, which whiny bastards moan about because their just little saddos who just wanna wear black clothes and listen to My Chemical Romance. Like who gives a shit if you hate it? I sure dont. Abercrombie and Fitch is fanbloodytastic and their perfume is the bomb. I mean if i was given the chose to eat or buy abercrombie clothes, i'd buy the clothes. They are essential for human life. And to all the thickos who think that if you wear abercrombie you are a preppy and slut, it's not my fault your all emos who are just sad because they cant buy any of the clothes.
Emo girl 1: Oh look at those girls wearing Abercrombie and Fitch what slags. (whiny voice)
Emo girl 2: Yeh what saddos, now lets go home and cry ourselves to sleep and pretend we are members of the undead.
Emo girl 2: No fair you said we could pretend to be vampires today.
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A place where A&F people breed kids to become obssed w/ abercrombie and soon get them into Hollister. Same price as Hollister and the store smells amazing.
Gurl 1 Omgz! I like luv aba-crom-by HaHaHa LoLz!
Gurl 2 You're one of them aren't you?
Gurl 1 LIke oh ma gawds! wat is UR pro-blem?? GaWd!!!
Gurk 2 Abercrombie Zombie
Gurl 1 WaT-eVeS! Im gonna Go shopp-ang w ithout chu! B i t c h! UGH!
Gurl 2 typical abercrombie kids shopper!
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Used to describe or as a nickname for two homosexual men, usually in a relationship or just (too) close friends.
"Hey Fitch! Where's Abercrombie?"
or
"I haven't seen Abercrombie and Fitch for awhile."
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here is my opinion of aberzombies,im not saying that the clothes suck. im saying that the people that wear them are the sheep of society that cant think for themselves. they act like the dicks they could never be in real life,to people who actually live. I, may dress mor elike a zombie but at least i dont treat worthless douchebags like shit (to their face anyways) honestly the clothes are over priced and go to the government to make sure pot's still illegal and the republicans can still control you. Dont be asshole naive idiots. Fight the Submission. because all you are is a staple to society. you are nothing. you will be nothing. you will become either a doctor or teacher and bitch and over all fuck us over even more. abercrombie is a stupid brainwashing store with nothing better to do but be racist and steal your cash,and style....
"i wish everyone was an abercrombie zombie...."
"yeah its depressing to see what our world has become"
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The best store EVER!!!! HAs the most FAB-U-LOUS clothes EVER!!!! Its like drugs to everyone who LOVES it! This store is soo wonderful and people who hate it are just jelous because they are fugly and are stupy!
EX 1:A&F person 1:OMG!!! I'm going to Abercrombie this weekend!!
A&F person 2: EKKKKK!!! I AM SOOOOO jelous!! will you let me wear ur cute abercrombie sweater?!?!
A&F person 1: UMMM DUH!!
EX 2: Gay AF guy 1: AHHHHH!!! OMG I'm TO DIE!!!
Gay AF guy 1: OMG WHY?!?!?! because i just got the Lewey Mountain Polo in white for only $49.99!!!
Gay AF guy 2: EKKKK!!!! OMG OMG OMG!! thats sooooooo cheep!!
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A very seducive clothing brand that owns other seducive clothing brands (Hollister, Ruehl, abercrombie kids) and is geared toward ages 14-22. This brand offers mostly superior clothes from their supersoft shirts and hoodys, to their high quality shorts and jeans. The great thing is all their clothes are pre-washed so they will not shrink. You do not have to be rich to own abercrombie apparel, just a smart spender. They are a little on the pricey side, but they have sales often. Do not wear abercrombie if you are overweight, or even attempt it, it will not work. I'm not a freak of abercrombie, but i do own a few things.
Dude1: Lets go check out abercrombie and fitch
Dude2: It looks cool but i heard its really expensive
Dude1: Yeah well maybe we can buy a shirt they got really nice clothes
Dude2: Your right, who knows we might get laid if we were this stuff because its downright sexy!
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A clothing store with the most brilliant marketing ploy ever. They sell overpriced clothing, true, but they're usually attractive and well made. I'm a fan of their more conservative clothing- namely, clothing without gigantic logos and/or offensive and sexual remarks. Even though I like their clothing, I somewhat doubt their marketing ethics. Has anyone else besides me ever noticed that all of the people that work in Abercrombie and Fitch are drop dead gorgeous? And if anyone has ever gone into their store in midtown (Manhattan), have you noticed the half naked men standing in the entrance? Their brand portrays a certain all-american coolness and independence. However, it's disappointing when I see 13 year olds wearing their clothes in too small sizes and with hair so straight and ugly it makes me want to puke. The brand is meant for 17-25 year olds, but that doesn't stop all the cool high school kids from buying it. Some people claim that Abercrombie and Fitch make their clothing too revealing and slutty, but keep in mind that it's actually NOT meant for your 11 year old daughter to wear. Abercrombie and Fitch actually owns another chain called "abercrombie" that is geared towards 10-16 year olds. I've been to both websites and I have noticed that abercrombie's clothes are less low cut, more affordable, and in general more suitable for the younger set.
Girl #1: "What does that Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt say?"
Salesperson: "I believe it says... Innercourse record holder" (actual t-shirt from A&F, men's humor tees)
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