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ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011

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Apache ass

When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.

" Hey mom I have Apache ass after eating that Indian food yesterday."

by Thepronerd2 March 14, 2016

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Goofy Ass

1.) When somebody looking hella stupid tryna roast
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow

Tajuan goofy ass had me fucked up tryna call somebody else fat with his musty, crusty, Oompa Loompa looking ass!

Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!

That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!

by LuhHubb September 18, 2018

105๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


janky-ass

A take on the word janky, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

Did you see that dude's janky-ass teeth!?

or

Who does that janky-ass bitch think she is?

by JMilf July 13, 2008

85๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Ass

Eric cartman

Eric cartman is a fat ass

by My dick fell off ! March 20, 2022

172๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

69๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009

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