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When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
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When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.
This video made me so excited I may just have an excitement attack.
The act of purposefully slacking off on an activity (homework, practice, working out, cleaning, etc.) by not completing the activity in its entirety or taking extreme short cuts to avoid having to work hard or spend a considerable amount of time on the activity.
I'm definitely going to slack-attack my workout this afternoon. I'm only going to ride a bike for 30 minutes and just forget about that 2 mile run and lift that I am supposed to do..
The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.
Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit
Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today
Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ
A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.
Kim was cak attacked.
When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.
Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.
When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.