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To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.
Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"
Mike: "What why?"
Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"
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someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!
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A male who is a slut when it comes to kissing mutiple girls within weeks of each other.
That guy is such a lip bandit!
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Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.
Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.
OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit
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An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.
Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.
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1. A man who is a homosexual.
"Yo i just say Jon's gay porn movie and that fool is a booty bandit."
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A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.
God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.
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