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When you stick your pointer finger in her stink hole, covered in shit it has the appearance of a night crawler, then while railing her from behind you reach up and lip her with your night crawler looking finger and she fights for freedom. Strictly catch and release
Joe “How’d last night go with that dirty blonde from the bar?”
Mark “I didn’t want to make it anything more, so I gave her the bass fisher. Thankfully I won’t be hearing from her again.”
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A bass bomb can only be described as the inntense, pungent arroma one encounters when enering a room inhabitated by slim 'seabass' jim aka slick back jack. The bass bomb is an uncontrolable release of odour into the sourrounding atmosphere including furniture and clothing.
dom takes a seat in the living room
Dom: shit that fucking hums whos queefed
Dil: nah mate that aint queef slim jus dropped a bass bomb
Dom: fuck that shit, i'm out boys
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A style of bass guitar that originates from the 80's where the bass run has homosexual tendencies.
Generally, slap bass forms the basis of gay bass and it tends to be short, quick, repetitive runs that are quirky and makes people want to get on the dance floor to perform unorthodox dance moves.
The bassist can complete the 'Gay Bass' look by being shirtless or wearing spandex-like attire.
Luke: 'Is that gay bass in that song?'
Christian: 'That is some hardcore gay bass, I need to bust a move to this. Fancy a trip to the local liberal-minded establishment?'
Luke: 'Sure, as long as there aren't too many Lib Dems in there.'
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The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.
Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"
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general term to mean any person who is annoying, stupid, or just a plain old idiot.
did she just say the capital of iraq was afghanistan? what a bass head.
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a sea bass seems to noe every thing about every1 els but not bout common tings
sea bass - hey W.DM u cant play AOE3 on ur comp u idiot
W.DM - get fucked stop actin sea bass
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