Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

Ege being stupid

a phrase you say when ege is being stupid

Ege: 1 + 1 = 3
you: Ege being stupid

ahas ka bes!

"Ahas ka bes!" is word in Filipino langguage which means "You're a snake!" which is used in a fight between two women about a guy

Nicole: "Ahas ka bes!"
Monica: "There's none for you Nicole! My husband is only mine!"

being a Connor Lawerence

Being a loud, obnoxious person who swears to get their point through the conversation. Basically to win the conversation, they talk loud and swear at the same just to prove their point.

Ted was being a Connor Lawerence when he was trying to get his point through that the new 49ers stadium had a funny name.

can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen

Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn

Stop being a mega

Megas are a type of Instagram ad that @hugeplateofketchup8 is trying to expose and ban but he calls meme pages Megas for some reason so meme pages started calling each other it as a joke so when telling someone to stop being a mega you are telling them stop being a scumbag.

Meme Page 1: Guys I’m sending my dick pic to the next 5 people that like my recent this is not a mega and all people that do Mega should stop being a mega

Meme page 2: Stop being such a mega ! You always act like such a little fucking mega and I’m sick of it I’m taking the kids.

stop being a cunt

Another way of saying stop being a pussy, vagina, jizz hole, twat and other terms for vagina

Garry stop being a cunt and jump off the bloody rock

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