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A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.
Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”
To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
A slur to call a gay man who is annoying, being too much or causing trouble.
Gay man: "Are you mad that I talk to more girls than you?"
Me: "Shut up anal-bender."
The state in which an actor or female actor takes on radically different character roles in a variety of movies and/or television shows.
Michael Fassbender plays Magneto in the X-Men film franchise and a robot in Prometheus. This is what makes him a actor bender.
Butt fucker, as in wagon wheel or anus.
He's a spoke bender for sure
this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"