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When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him
Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!
When a woman has intense anal sex with a partner, leading to a tear inside of the anus causing bleeding and discomfort.
I couldn't workout today due to Steven giving me a bloody Melissa during buttsex.
When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
a stormcoat that must be worn monthly during intercourse to protect yourself from any unpleasantries you may encounter.
"when me and my lady got down during monsoon season, i encountered a bloody raincoat."
The act of masturbating with your hairbrush while menstruating.
When that time of the month came, Becky went through so many hairbrushes making bloody buffalos.
When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.