Bro Code

The one law that goes above all other laws on behalf of bros

Bro code Article #1: Bros before hoes

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Bro-Nap

The act of a male taking a timed nap with his male friends

Josh "Damn, im feeling a little tired'"
Matt "Hey guys lets take a Bro-Nap together, no homo,"
Taylor and Chris together "That's a great idea!"

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dude bro

White suburban males, usually 16-25 years of age, hailing from anywhere, USA. Characterized by their love of College football, pickup trucks/SUVs, beer,cut off khaki cargo shorts, light pink polo brand shirts (with collar "popped"), abercrombie & fitch, hollister gear, and trucker hats. Favorite bands include, but are not limited to, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews Band, Avengened Sevenfold, The Fray, and often crappy radio rap (i.e. Nelly, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, etc.). Dude bro's are incredibly insecure in their manhood, which makes them: insanely jealous of their girl friends, overly macho, and laughably homophobic. currently, there is no cure for being a dude bro.

6 out of 10 guys at any predominantly white mall in america.

a "dude" can be positive,
a "bro" can also be positive,
but a "dude bro" is never a good thing.

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bro globes

Balls.

Jimmy got smacked in the bro globes.

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beach bro

a guy who goes to the beach and wears a backwards cap, shades, and throws a football around on the beach with the shirt off, or a sleeveless shirt. Sometimes they will intentionally miss a catch so the ball lands by girls and they can flex their muscles to them.

Hey bro, you wanna go to the beach and be beach bros tomorrow?We'll totally pick up chicks

bro's zum with it

When bro is "zum" with it.

A colloquial idiom similar to the phrase, "what the fuck is bro yapping about".

Can also be used randomly in any context as a filler word or as a compliment.

"bro's zum with it", is also a prime example of a non-sequitur comment.

Bzcutz: "bro summited mount Zum walked down and summited again."

Cfucutz: "bro was born in Zum Zum city and walks over mount Zum to the Zum Zum restaurant to eat Zum food."

Rwcutz: "bro's zum with it."

bro-tini

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

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