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My dads
I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist
I'M CUMMING…
SO HARRRRDDDD
Bruce Springsteen is a daddy
Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.
Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member
"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"
"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"
Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️
Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around
An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.
He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.
Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.
“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”
The shape made at the bottom of a mankini. Female versions include the "moose knuckle" or "camel toe".
That Bruce Knuckle makes me not want to assume the gender of that dancer.
To get fucking roasted on the TL, or elsewhere.
Did you see young boy Lucas over there? Yeah he just got bruced so hard.
When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault
Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.