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Ballroom Buff

It means that you want to have the Ballroom Body.

Gym trainer: What type of body are you aiming for?
Me: Ballroom Buff
Gym trainer: what's that?
Me: Legs, arms and torso but I don't want to be puff like a body builder.

by Sakurakage February 24, 2023


Buff Garfield

A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.

Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"

by short_story_examples June 1, 2023


glitter buff

A gorgeous, shirtless, muscular man who is covered in glitter and dancing (preferably in a cage, while poof doof plays at the club).

Oh, yeah, that glitter buff is making me all kinds of randy and confused.

by cherrylala December 22, 2015


Buff jail

A harsh punishment in World of Warcraft Classic, where the character is forced to stay offline to preserve their current world buffs, or wait for the next round of world buffs to drop during the day. This could mean staying offline for several hours on the buffed up character to prevent the buffs from expiring.

Sometimes buff jail can last for several days.

It's the last day of Darkmoon Faire on Sunday, but we don't raid until Tuesday. I guess we're stuck in Buff Jail until raid time.

by magnetite2 April 13, 2021


Buff jail

A harsh punishment in World of Warcraft Classic, where the character is forced to stay offline to preserve their current world buffs, or wait for the next round of world buffs to drop during the day. This could mean staying offline for several hours on the buffed up character to prevent the buffs from expiring.

Sometimes buff jail can last for several days.

It's the last day of Darkmoon Faire on Sunday, but we don't raid until Tuesday. I guess we're stuck in Buff Jail until raid time.

by magnetite2 April 13, 2021


buff rossy

A nickname for Rossy, which most people do not see the sarcasm in, as she is very thin and unbuff. Therefore she is Buff Rossy.

"Hey Buff Rossy" - Dude 1
"She aint buff" - Dude 2
*dude 1 kicks dude 2 in the balls because he is a dumbass*

by unbuff charelle November 6, 2004


Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!

Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.

by rjbb04 September 29, 2023