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parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow
hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"
When you are in love forever <3
“I am chronically in love with Paislee Thurman <3”
Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure
Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.
No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD CHRONIC LOONEY
A dumb FaZe Sway fan boy that wants to join chronic.
No way Chronic Looney actually join chronic
Its a bird, its a plane NO ITS THE DUMBEST KID IN THE WORLD ITS CHRONIC LOONEY
A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner