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“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.

Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.

by WildestBlings May 15, 2021


Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022


Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

by Firephoenix June 16, 2020


Covid Mubarak

Celebrating Eid in the Covid-19 environment.

1. Covid Mubarak, everyone! May this Eid brings happiness and health, as it precious. Don't forget to sanitize your hands after shaking hands and hugging.
2. Ramlan is being warded and quarantine at the hospital because of Covid-19. Covid Mubarak to him.

by hairrizmc May 21, 2020


COVID-flexible

Adj- descriptive of state of mind regarding planning where one acknowledges the fact that between now and the time of an event, circumstances can change, all hell can break loose and you might have to adjust your plans- but you are ok with that.

Let's plan to go to Hawaii for Spring Break, but remain COVID-flexible.

by Vegas-21 August 5, 2020


Covid Toes

A human that is overly concerned with affects of covid to the point they’re regular life is no more.

She used to walk her dogs twice a day before she got “covid toes” now she just watches Fox News all day

by maccam December 9, 2021


Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.

Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.

by Bearrenegade August 7, 2021