Is it a rapist? A manipulator? Do they try to give people eating disorders? ALL OF THE ABOVE!! If you like having friends STAY AWAY! if you do something the crazy crow doesn't like they will do their best to ruin your life!
OH SHIT ITS THE CRAZY CROW! DONT CALL THEM OUT FOR ANY OF THEIR BULLSHIT!
orifice into which breadsticks are to be inserted making certain to utilize water based alfredo sauce
Im going to Olive Garden to stuff my Sheryl Crow hole with never ending breadsticks.
Someone who is "with the crows" is plotting or conspiring against you, or is planning to sabotage you somehow.
ya, that judge must be with the crows.
A stupid slutty blonde who gives head to gang members and drug dealers for vapes, they do not care about the ages of people they hook up with, go to parties dressed like they want to get raped, they cant keep a friend for their life, they are really fucking toxic, have a cussing problem, and beat the absolute fuck outa bitches.
Person A: "WOAH, I'm feeling like Emma Crowe right now!
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.
I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.
A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.
That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.