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P.D Disease
Created by Dr. Ralph F Stine
Symptoms
In females, P.D appear in and around the vagina or anus or on the cervix. In males, they appear on the penis, scrotum, groin, or thigh. P.D can be raised or flat, small or large. Sometimes they're clustered together in a cauliflower-like shape. Most of the time, they're flesh-colored and painless. Sometimes, the warts are so small and flat that they may not be noticed right away.
It may take several months or years after infection for symptoms to appear — if there are symptoms at all.
In females, the virus can lead to changes in the cervix that may lead to cancer, so it's important that it is diagnosed and treated as soon as possible. Males infected with HPV can also be at risk for cancer of the penis and the anus.
P.D is transmitted through sexual contact (anal, oral, and vaginal) with an infected person, and warts can appear within several weeks or months afterwards.
The virus is passed through skin-to-skin contact, but not everyone who's been exposed to the virus will develop P.D.
that stoopid ass dubz has da p.d disease"
A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.
That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper
Where everything tastes like cucumbers
Or
Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.
If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.
A word referring to a vagina infected with an std, or multiple std's. Also classified as a horrible smelling poon.
"Damn that chick has a disease cavern, dont fuck her!'