Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.

Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.

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Drink Tease

A person, particularly a woman, who receives drinks at a bar, or public location, in perceived reciprocation for sex, but never gives it up. (Taking advantage of a guy without the intention of sexing him up later)

Him: Hey let me buy you a drink so i can have sex with you
Her: Okay
(Sometime later)
Her: Yeah ... no sex
Him: What a fucking Drink Tease

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asshole drink

A mixed drink that is at least 50% alcohol. The alcohol should be cheap like Vladdy or anything that is around 10 bucks a handle mixed with a crappy mixer like orange soda or lemon-ade

My friend wasnt enjoying the party so i made him an asshole drink. He got laid that night and doesnt remember any of it.

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cup-drink

Cup drinks are tasty, convenient and colourful. They come in bright pink (raspberry), bright blue, bright orange and many other colours. They come with a straw that has a sharp point at one end. One of the best things about having a cup drink is grabbing the straw and enthusiastically stabbing it through the plastic lid. Cup drinks bring happiness to the world. Indeed, I am partly named after Cup Drink, my name being "Cup-Sellithaine". My cool mate Clare Atkinson is also partly named after Cup Drink, and her name is Rasthangatas-Drink

"Excuse me, We're really thirsty...Do you have a spare 20 pence piece so we can buy two cup drinks for 10p each?"

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Drinking the juice

A illegal act where someone is caught consuming the substance known as the "juice".

Jerry: Why did Terry go to jail?
Tom: He was caught drinking the juice.

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Hot Drink

A Hot Drink is when someone takes a big horrible piss in your favourite cocktail when your not looking.

"My mate turned my Vodka Red Bull into a 'Hot Drink' last night when he pissed all in it"

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mixed drinks

possibly the um...coolest thing ever. i think yes

me and my homek are gonna get us some mixed drinks wen we club it up in MEXICO heck yes

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