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not popcorn. when you go to the mall and see a hick making corn.
me: are u making popcorn
hick at the mall: nawwww this field corn. it could be called many things like animal corn, but most people call it field corn.
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Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
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White trash, are usually oilfield trash working their ass off for fairly average pay. 97% of the work force is male (of any ethnic group), women need not apply for this extremely labor-intensive job (as rig worker).
I'm trash myself, working 80 hour weeks. Most men on my tour (pronounced tower) are hard working family men, toiling for the $. Oil Field trash usually have to wear FRC's (fire retardant clothing).
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A big black Samoan with a massive ass and is really smart. He has the best erg 2km ever in the universe and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
Kayden field crafar is black and always does a 2km erg I’m his sleep and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background
Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out
Sex positions. During a 3 way consisting of 2 dudes and a chick. Rotate between the 3 holes, leaving one unfucked in each rotation. rotate until completion. This originated from a misspelled word on a history paper on medieval farming techniques.
Ted and I gave her a Three Field Rotation last night.
We gave that chick the TFR.
A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"