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The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
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Hell hole of New York State. The land that time forgot. One grocery store. The nuns spend money like "drunken sailors", yes that was quoted by the town priest. Live here if you like onions, black dirt and migrant workers.
Mom was never so happy as when we moved out of Florida New York.
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The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
The act of shitting into a blender, then pour the Liquid into a water gun and blast your next door neighbor
"Yo I hit Jeremy with the florida waste pipe yesterday"
Noun - arbor mist, wild vines, boones farm, etc.
That girl was getting her pussy annihilated after having a few too many florida panty droppers.
Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.
Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.