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The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.
Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.
Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.
fridays where one wears some red, green and yellow swag in honor of the Portuguese. What usually happens is if a person does wear Portuguese attire, a series of miracles will happen, and you will have a good ass night. Predominant in Southern California
Guy:"Aye homie, my test got canceled today, and i needed change for a 5, and the bimbo gave me $6 in return!"
Other Guy:" Dude you're sporting a lot of Portugal swag... these are Portuguese Friday miracles."
A US restaurant chain where you can pay £13.49 for boil in a bag chicken that has been cooked by drug addicts
I can’t wait to celebrate my birthday at TGI Fridays this weekend!!
refers to the day of the week, followed by Thursday, in which guys go to the gym before going out to solely work on the arms (firearms) and then proceed to kick off the weekend of partying with shotgunning a beer thereafter (firearm)... a total frat move
"Firearm Friday is tommorow, so we have to do bi's and tri's at the gym for the ladies right before shotgunning those Budweisers"
A video of gay black men having an orgy
Aw nigga some just Black Fridayed me
The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
Usually initiated on Thursday, or even Wednesday of any given week, you prepare your excuse to call off work for Friday, thus "Aloha, Friday!"
On your way out of work Thursday night, you might sing "Aloha Friday, no work til Monday".