blacked friday

The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.

Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.

Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.

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Flashback Friday

A day when James Charles remembers his scandals

Beautuber 1: Hey remember that scandal James Charles had a while ago?
Beautuber 2: Yea, definitely, it must be Flashback Friday.

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Monday to friday

Monday to friday makes for a euphemism of 'motherfucking hell' which reflects the general notion the working life some may lead towards duty.

Oh 'monday to friday' about the bosses duties, can he not relax a little.

How in the 'monday to friday' are we supposed to achieve this duty.

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Portuguese Friday

fridays where one wears some red, green and yellow swag in honor of the Portuguese. What usually happens is if a person does wear Portuguese attire, a series of miracles will happen, and you will have a good ass night. Predominant in Southern California

Guy:"Aye homie, my test got canceled today, and i needed change for a 5, and the bimbo gave me $6 in return!"
Other Guy:" Dude you're sporting a lot of Portugal swag... these are Portuguese Friday miracles."

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TGI Fridays

A US restaurant chain where you can pay £13.49 for boil in a bag chicken that has been cooked by drug addicts

I can’t wait to celebrate my birthday at TGI Fridays this weekend!!

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Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)

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Black Friday

A video of gay black men having an orgy

Aw nigga some just Black Fridayed me

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