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hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.

Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."

by adlm November 08, 2017


Hag

Homosexual maggot, term used for when your friends do something homosexual even though they are not

*grabs homies ass* Jeff: fucking hag

by jvpheth February 03, 2022


Hag

He's a GUNT!!!!!!!!

you are such a f^gg0t hag!!!

by JudithSusanBl00m November 17, 2023


HAGS

HerpesAidsGonorrheaSyphilis

I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017


Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone

Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass

by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019


hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 01, 2023


hags

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky

omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags

by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019