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The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
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When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
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A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.
“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”
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When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back
Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day
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sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
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When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower
Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!
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Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls
nice camel hump :)
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