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When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back
Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day
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sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
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Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.
"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
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A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.
“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”
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When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
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The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
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When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower
Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!
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