dirty cowboy

when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.

I was tit fucking this bitch with big ol titties and i had a dip in my mouth at the time, i had no lube so i used my dip spit and the dirty cowboy worked great. I didn't even have to light up a smoke after sex.

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Midnight Cowboy

A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!

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dallas cowboys

A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.

The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.

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Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

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foreskin cowboy

when a women pulls a mans foreskin so hard is comes off.

My wife gave me a foreskin cowboy.

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cowboy poet

An almagamation of the cowboy and the poet. Even cooler than a ninja, or, indeed, a ninja pirate. Of course, the ninja pirate cowboy poet is greater than all.

Jeffrey Rowland is a the greatest cowboy poet ever!

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Cowboy Bidet

The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.

Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.

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