Milk Time

The most hardcore drinking game imaginable. You and your friends each pour a glass of milk and race to finish your glass first. This sounds easy, but the real challenge is that you'll be trying to make your opponents laugh as hard as they can to hinder their milk drinking progress. The first man to finish their milk is crowned Milk King.

"Hey man it's midnight, you know what that means"
"Fuck yeah I do, it's fucking milk time!"

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milk shitter

It means, to ooze jizz out of your asshole

Keep fucking around and I’m going to make you swallow your fucking words, fucking white milk shitter.

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Milk of the fox

A substance which supplies slyness to those who are raised upon it.

That man has outwitted the crow and has its food without having to chase it, therefore he has been raised on the milk of the fox.

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Boner Milk

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?

Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.

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Milk a Horse

To firmly grasp and stroke the, baseball bat sized, hot, sweaty and slippery meat shaft attached to the underside of a stallion, which commonly known as a horses cock. This act is generally frowned upon in most societies. It it is simply unforgivable to any and all people who attempt it and succeed. It is even especially unforgivable (and uncontrollably hilarious) to proceed to drink any/all of the horse cum that may ejaculate violently into the milker's face.

"Everyone check it out! Nadsack is about to milk a horse!!!"

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Milk Juice

What comes from a woman's breast. Sometimes, babies or significant others like to suck on it. Can also be known to come from a woman's "utters".

Do you want to suck my milk juice?

What's milk juice? You know, it comes from that chick's "utters".

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strawberry milk

cancer in a bottle

Person 1: You're a jerk
Person 2: oh yeah, well you're the strawberry milk of people!
Person 1: *cries*

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