Gungry

When you are so hungry you would eat anything - even a rotten banana

bro I am so gungry right now I could eat the squashed brown banana from the bottom of my bag

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I don't know

I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)

Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."

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holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

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gleeed

the past tense of glide

bruh i totally just gleeed over here

Turkey

The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.

It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.

The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)

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Pnnheuioamne

(pronounced: n-ew-mn)
A sound that can be exclaimed in:

1. moments of joy

2. excitement

3. the presence of incredible speed

4. in response to "zoom".

It is also considered a great compliment when randomly interjected in conversation.

1. Person 1: "Will you marry me?"
Person 2: "Pnnheuioamne!"

2. Person 1: *shows Person 2 a choccy milk* "This is for you."
Person 2: "Pnnheuioamne!"

3. Person 1: *runs past like a sick lad*
Peron 2: "Pnnheuioamne!"

4. Person 1: "I have something to tell you... zoom!"
Person 2: "Pnnheuioamne!"

5. Person 1: "So anyway then I yeeted a poo-"
Person 2: "Pnnheuioamne!"
Person 1: "What an honor! We have been bonded. We now have a special connection that nobody will ever be able to take away!"

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Oodie

The traditional robes of the members of the Turkey Brotherhood.

Person 1: Yo look at those 3 hotties in the oodies over there!
Person 2: Damn! Pre sure that's Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL and liljungy... they're sexy af!!!

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