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A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.
Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.
Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit
Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
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One of the best alcoholic beverages ever thought of! Have a few of them and you'll be all set.
I'll have another Long Island please.
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Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
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Hooker speak for anal sex. A must when banging a hooker.
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Greek
The Islands
Me on the phone at work "...I definitely want a trip to the Greek islands."
Boss (who over heard) "Taking a trip to the Greek islands huh?"
Me "Um. Yeah. The Greek islands"
Boss "Gotcha. You are just nailing a hooker in the ass tonight. Good. See you on Monday."
Boss "Let me get that number by the way."
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A small island off the coast of West Seattle. No one really knows of it's exsistance but the islanders! It will be the corruption of anyone that moves there and turns their children into POTHEADS! YAY!
"Man, I smoked some good weed with the hippies from Vashon Island this weekend.."
"Dayum, Vashon Island sure is a hippie town!"
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A island gyal is brown with amazing hair and loves her food she is not too fat or to thin... she loves her music and island and she loves her homes national dish
The definition of a island gyal is a girl from the island 🌴 of Jamaica 🇯🇲 Cuba 🇨🇺 Barbados 🇧🇧 Haiti 🇭🇹 Dominica 🇩🇲 and so on...
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a long islander has the best of both worlds--the greatest city in the world and some nice beaches all within 15-20 miles. the only people that resent long islanders are people who live in shitty areas of the city...people who wish they could afford a park avenue address...people who know they could never afford long island real estate. so basically, deal with it. classy areas of nyc don't want you and neither does long island.
people from east new york or o-zone park hate long islanders because they're jealous that they can't afford manhattan or long island.
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