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Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his albums were horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016


Jazz infusion

The act of taking heroin for musical inspiration.

Man his music was horrible until he got on that jazz infusion.

by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016


Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021


Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick

"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."

by Your Mother </3 January 6, 2022


jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 13, 2017


jazz’s word

it’s the n-word buddy

call her a jazz’s word”

“NO!”

by kashdanlovesbussy December 18, 2018


legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.

"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."

by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017