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Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
Who the fuck is that??”

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019


Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017


juan paco

the alteratioin of a woman's voice so that it is artificially deep, in an effort to emulate the voice of a man. Particularly effective when trying to digust or otherwise irritate your friends.

i just told my roommate an entire story in juan paco voice and i keep being obscene and she's like "IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES"

by manifest January 16, 2007


juan paco

the most stereotypical name to call a mexican or spanish person

Mike: the other day i was drivin down the street and i almost hit a Juan Paco who was trying to sell me oranges

JR: yea you gotta watch out for them there everywhere here in southern california

by Mike_aka_007 March 4, 2007


Juan paco

And all around just damn good cowboy and the most intense lover ever.

That juan paco olula

by Juan paco January 10, 2024


Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020


big Juan

Top tier knob glazer .Also might be Hendersonville biggest simp . Gets on his knees for big cock Dan .

Did you see that big Juan got all the gravy work this week . Yeah it’s because he glazed big cock Dan

by Papi124 May 7, 2024