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Me for real.
elizabeth mitchell might go to the mental health hospital if people keep fucking w her heart
the hottest, sexist, funniest, cutest person to ever step food on this planet earth!
“wow, have you see ayden mitchell? how is she still single??”
“YEA IKR SHES AMAZING!”
The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Nan • see • mitt • chel
The phrase "Nancy Mitchell" will be used to refer to someone who fades in and out of consciousness during conversation.
A Nancy Mitchell individual will often lock his/herself away for long periods of time to recharge the brain battery and collect themselves.
Oh, she's gone and done a Nancy Mitchell on me again.
I've got a serious case of the Nancy Mitchell brain.
Mitchell Rogers is a super cute guy with curly hair and he also has a big ass and big dick
Mitchell Rogers is hot