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The best couple ever! I could watch them together for Years. They should be together. Both cute and smart . Love that Couple
Harry: Tell me the cutest Couple?
Lena: Carmen and Nelson, They are so cute.
Harry: obviously
Do not sacrifice anything for this little girl! She is the most cruel selfish righteous peice of poo poo in the world
Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.
GL C:
This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.
She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.
A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!
When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam
Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons
When you douse a bitches pussy in butter then fuck her in a half Nelson
Yo bro I totally put her in a buttercup nelson
This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!
Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?
Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!