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noun: Any car exceeding the speed limit or driving recklessly, whose speed you match with your car while maintaining a reasonable distance behind them. The idea is that the Scape Goat will get caught in any speed trap up ahead, and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Doing this is called Scape Goating.
"That guy's going pretty fast... I'm going to let him get a little further ahead of me, and then I'll speed up and use him as a Scape Goat."
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A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following:
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.
"Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"
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Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.
Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.
P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.
M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????
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Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, despite any adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
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This is how some people (esp. elderly women) pronounce the phrase, "go to the toliet".
{Norm}: Cummon Helen, let's go!
{Helen}: Hang on a moment Norm, I need to goat the tolet before we leave.
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Orgy Goat is a mythical creater that has the ablity to cum 20,000 times per second, and never runs out . His cock is bigger than the United States Ego. Yes it is that massive. When in non fucking the shit out of everything and spewing cum about he is eating the souls of the Irish for they have created him. When he is fully turned on to the massive degree his cock reaches past his own face and makes him tip on his hine legs and when he humps you your body is distroyed there is no turning away. He has only one attack. When he is fully turned on he will spin around spewing cum everywhere, I mean everywhere , on the celing , on the floor , on the couch , on your mom's wedding dress , even on you. So don't turn him on alone, you will regert it . In order to please the orgy goat you must rub his testicals and sacrafice a virgen to his goatyness. If no sacrafice is met he will cum in you and get you pregnant, even if you are a guy.
Do not bend over in front of that goat. He is the Orgy Goat and he will mount you !
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A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.
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