Sparky-Spam

A nick name given to a Callum when he plays online games

He/she is ultra smart and great at piano

Also he is Irish and ugly

Wow Sparky-Spam is so ugly

Spam box

A term used to describe some one that's full of shit that no one is interested in.

Who the fuck wants to hear about his envelope collection. Leanord is some spam box.

Peach and Spam

when a person that you have sexual/romantic interest in but is sadly ugly/republican

man that guy is such a peach and spam

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

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Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

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ya spam

An quick precise reaction to an outburst of words from another person.

Hugo: 'what the f*&k you playing at, blah blah blah blah blah blah....ect ect'
Joe: 'ya spam'

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slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

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