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A suburban middle aged white woman who feels entitled and is upset that rules can’t be bent for her. Is very pressed that she isn’t allowed to shop with her young children without masks on during a pandemic for new lighting or some other useless shit because she is simply bored and hasn’t had a good fucking in a long time. She then proceeds on to FB to air her grievances about being discriminated because she is a mom and compares herself to civil rights icon Rosa Parks
Mindless Megan: FB family. Can you believe those meanies at menards wouldn’t let me shop with my kids for some new lighting? They discriminated against me because I’m a mom with kids. That’s not fair! I feel like Rosa Parks.
FB: Calm your tits, Rona Parks
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To do something amazing, normally at the expense of someone else.
"Luisa just faculty parked on this party with a bottle of patron."
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He is South Korean artist and hes a fuckin sexy guy. He has a company AOMG(artist only money getter). He was a member of 2pm boy group. JAY-Z SAID HES RAP AND SINGING AND DANCING IS INSANE
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A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.
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When a female and male or male and male are sleeping in the spooning position the male parks their penis between the crack of their partners ass, similar to bicycles parked in a stand on streets
John was going to "park the bike" in linda's ass all night.
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a small town at the top of a mountain, going up the 5 freeway going from la to bakersfield... the FP heezy mountains, snow, beauty all around. good friends, good memories, good times. mountain parties, meteor showers, friends, family, fun... home
OH, i think this is it, just past gorman, theres the jack in the box... must be frazier park!
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When one is completely inebriated (aka drunk)
Oh Harry can you drive tonight? I'm completely car parked!
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