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One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.
The worst thing about them is the singing.
It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.
Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.
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Also known as a rosary. A pearl necklace given by a priest of a catholic church, usually given to a young alter boy unsuspectingly.
I was jerking off my priest and he gave me a rosary (or pearl necklace) as a parting gift.
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to go in the ocean in search of valuble pearls which can be sold after words for a profit or a cover for what u really ment what pearl diving was
1.guy"dude i made a bunch of money after i went pearl diving."
girl"how much thay sell for?"
about 200 each.
2.girl"whats pearl diving?"
boy"u dont need to know."
girl'tell me!!!!!"
boy" um when u go in the ocean and look for pearls then u sell them duh"
girl"no its not!!"
boy"ya it is we should go pearl diving together, ask any one"
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A bitchy woman who has so much sand in her vagina, kept at such a high pressure, that it calcifies and produces pearls.
Dude 1: "I met this cute chick last night but Jane kept cockblocking me."
Dude 2: "Damn, what a pearl factory!"
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to have your sexual partner jack you off then wipe off an excess then squeeze your penis and make a little pearl of semen come out of the urethra then piss it onto your sexual partners face.
dude, i totally gave your sister a peruvian pearl last night.
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Cum-drops that escaped during a blowjob and formed liquid pearls in the area of her neck and breasts.
She was an excellent snake charmer so I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts
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When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal
"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
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