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The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN
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The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.
Jack: Did you just fart?
Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.
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A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.
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1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.
Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.
Man puts it in her.
Man thrusts.
Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!
Man finishes.
Man takes it out.
Girl releases massive queef gargle.
Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?
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Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.
"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."
When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.
"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"
"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."
The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.